pip version check raises an exception internally when using `--no-cache-dir`

Environment

• pip version: 18.0 (& master)
• Python version: 3.7.0 x64
• OS: Windows 10.0.17134.165 x64

Description If you use --no-cache-dir, the pip version check will raise an exception that will be swallowed internally.

Expected behavior The version check should work normally, or be disabled. There shouldn’t be an exception.

How to Reproduce

1. Run pip install --no-cache-dir --verbose wheel
2. Check the output.

Output

>pip install --no-cache-dir --verbose wheel
Config variable 'Py_DEBUG' is unset, Python ABI tag may be incorrect
Config variable 'WITH_PYMALLOC' is unset, Python ABI tag may be incorrect
Created temporary directory: C:\Users\User\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-ephem-wheel-cache-2e5wmnq3
Created temporary directory: C:\Users\User\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-req-tracker-gnigbooj
Created requirements tracker 'C:\\Users\\User\\AppData\\Local\\Temp\\pip-req-tracker-gnigbooj'
Created temporary directory: C:\Users\User\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-install-u77xlkpb
Requirement already satisfied: wheel in c:\users\user\prj\pip\venv\lib\site-packages (0.31.1)
Cleaning up...
Removed build tracker 'C:\\Users\\User\\AppData\\Local\\Temp\\pip-req-tracker-gnigbooj'
There was an error checking the latest version of pip
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "c:\users\user\prj\pip\src\pip\_internal\utils\outdated.py", line 90, in pip_version_check
    state = SelfCheckState(cache_dir=options.cache_dir)
  File "c:\users\user\prj\pip\src\pip\_internal\utils\outdated.py", line 25, in __init__
    self.statefile_path = os.path.join(cache_dir, "selfcheck.json")
  File "C:\Users\user\prj\pip\venv\lib\ntpath.py", line 76, in join
    path = os.fspath(path)
TypeError: expected str, bytes or os.PathLike object, not bool

[pradyunsg]

Reproduced as per OP’s instructions. Working on this.

[segevfiner]

I saw the same TypeError with a different command, here.

#5680 fixes that exception… but then there is another one! 😝

There was an error checking the latest version of pip
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "c:\users\user\prj\pip\src\pip\_internal\utils\outdated.py", line 115, in pip_version_check
    find_links=options.find_links,
AttributeError: 'Values' object has no attribute 'find_links'

It tries to query for options that don’t exist in the show command. This likely applies to all command that don’t have these options and trigger a version check.